I found this while trolling some blogs and HAD to share it - it totally made me laugh and cheered me up a bit...
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About Me
- Not_So_Witty
- I grew up in Panama City, FL. Left around age 24 or so to Philadelphia, PA for my BFA in Directing for Theatre. Moved to Orlando, FL six years or so after that. Moved back to Panama City, FL six months or so after that. And we'll see where we go from here...anything else you wanna know, please ask.
3 comments:
Hey, that was pretty funny. :)
And, why would you be depressed? (c'mon, blog about it--get it out into the open. SHARE).
We can't have a depressed Jason. Why, a depressed Jason is a lot like a rainy day without rain--it's just not right. (um...maybe that would be a sunny day, or...unless it's just overcast...nevermind)
You are lovable and sweet, kind (except when you're being mean and/or cantankerous); energetic (oh god yes, the enthusiasm just radiates!), smart, intelligent, ingenious, innovative, very clever and shrewd. You have organizational ability, you get plenty done! You're funny and amusing and humorous, and know where the silver lining behind the cloud is (by the way, have you seen mine? I can't find mine).
No. We can't have a depressed, or even 'down' Jason. We'll have to call out the National Guard, alert the media, bring in Jesse Jackson to broker a release of the happiness hostages, or...shit... "Hello, Dolly? Yeah. Just wondering if you might be available for a little impromptu concert in P.C. this weekend?...Uh-huh. Oh. Darn. Well, yeah, it was for this really nice guy named Jason--OH! You've heard of him. Number one fan, is that right? Stalker? No, I don't think he is. Shipped himself to your address once inside a cardboard box...? Wha--? Uh...er..hey, listen, gotta run. Love the music. Bye." Yeah, she wasn't available.
*props Jason's feet up, gets him something to drink, puts in the DVD 9 To 5*.
:-) (P.S. Your last blog entry made it seem like you were saying that you are a weed--they grow everywhere, quite easily, you know. Personally, I think that's just a Freudian cry out for sex. Weed...you wanting to get smoked...you know the rest). :D
ciao
HaPpY NeW YeAr! (Chinese new year started yesterday). The Year of The Rat! The year of Scratchy, Jerry, and Ratchicken (hey, he's a legitimate 'toon-look him up). :)
Why are you not at work? Why are you still in bed? Why have you shut down your MySpace page again and crawled into your little shell like a crab?
(insert worried look here)
I hope you feel better. Valentine's Day is coming up. It's CHOCOLATE time. Everybody loves chocolate. Except, just for kicks, I wish they'd put out those little candy hearts with other sayings (like 'Up Yours', 'F*** you', etc.)--I mean, it would be hilarious. I want the Rated-R bags. :)
Okay, off to shower. You do what you need to do to feel better.
*HUG*
Then again...there is at least this:
http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/
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