Friday, February 8, 2008

Hamlet...more or less.

So, in my stumbles around the internet today I came across something fun called The Skinhead Hamlet. I'm not going to post the whole thing but here's a little snippet to whet your appetite. Here's the scene in which the ghost of Hamlet's father tells him the true cause of his death...

The Battlements.
(Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST.)
GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it!
HAMLET: Who did it then?
GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in
my fucking ear!
HAMLET: Fuck me!
(Exeunt.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

:-

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm tempted to laugh, because, well...it is funny; but then, poor Shakespeare...butchered.

That's just not fucking funny, man :-D It's just not. BwahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!