Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dolly News

from Daily Mail:

Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are causing her nothing but pain.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

The tour was due to begin on February 28th in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years.

She hopes to hit the road in late April.

Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust.

When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career.

"I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said.

Parton, a member of both the country music and songwriters halls of fame, has been enjoying a renaissance since she released the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999.

As with other veterans such as Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, Parton found that she was no longer welcome at country radio, and changed tack by delving into roots music.

Her releases garnered widespread critical acclaim and a fond examination of her 40-year career.

Sometimes...

Now for an embarrassing story that is just for you Clever Title readers...both of you.

I put in a repair request for the oven at my apartment because the light kept going out. I was getting totally frustrated - surely there was a short circuit or something. Well, according to the Note left on my oven by the repair man: "That light is the Oven Warming light. It turns on until the oven reaches the requested temperature at which point it goes out. The oven runs on a thermostat." Yeah, that's right...I'm an idiot. It's okay...I accept these things about myself. I look at them as funny stories that I can use later on in life...somewhere at sometime.

Monday, February 11, 2008

$$$ idea $$$

So, here's my latest money-making idea for theatre. Get four guys in drag to perform episodes of the Golden Girls. We'd do two episodes (since they're only like 30 minutes apiece) and only the Golden Girls would be in drag - everyone else would be the correct gender. I think I'd also have a laugh track...and if there were special guest stars (like Burt Reynolds or the like) I'd have the actor portraying that guest hold a portrait of the star over their face and just play the pre-recorded dialogue. It'd be great. What do you think?!

Friday, February 8, 2008

Hamlet...more or less.

So, in my stumbles around the internet today I came across something fun called The Skinhead Hamlet. I'm not going to post the whole thing but here's a little snippet to whet your appetite. Here's the scene in which the ghost of Hamlet's father tells him the true cause of his death...

The Battlements.
(Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST.)
GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it!
HAMLET: Who did it then?
GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in
my fucking ear!
HAMLET: Fuck me!
(Exeunt.)

God hates Reno...or at least Phelps does.

So Phelps and the inbred fools over at the Westboro Baptist Church like to go around and protest the funerals of soldiers who die in Iraq - stating, of course, that the war in Iraq is because America loves gays - as is evident from our ability to get married and adopt...obviously - anyway, things do not go as planned in Reno and can I just tell you how happy it makes me :)





I especially enjoy the way the Angel Action that took place at Matthew Shepard's funeral has been adjusted to fit this situation - of course, crying college kids and surly bikers handle these things differently, but still...the idea is the same. Anyway, enjoy the fact that for one brief shing moment Ignorance was snuffed out...for a bit.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

What happens when you combine...

I found this while trolling some blogs and HAD to share it - it totally made me laugh and cheered me up a bit...

If my life were a song...

if my life were a song it would be this one by Dolly Parton...





The hills were alive with wildflowers
And I was as wild, even wilder than they
For at least I could run, they just died in the sun
And I refused to just wither in place

Just a wild mountain rose, needing freedom to grow
So I ran fearing not where I'd go
When a flower grows wild, it can always survive
Wildflowers don't care where they grow

And the flowers I knew in the fields where I grew
Were content to be lost in the crowd
They were common and close, I had no room for growth
I wanted so much to branch out

I uprooted myself from home ground and left
Took my dreams and I took to the road
When a flower grows wild, it can always survive
Wildflowers don't care where they grow

I grew up fast and wild and I never felt right
In a garden so different from me
I just never belonged, I just longed to be gone
So the garden, one day, set me free

Hitched a ride with the wind and since he was my friend
I just let him decide where we'd go
When a flower grows wild, it can always survive
Wildflowers don't care where they grow

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hillary and the LGBT community

from The Bilerico Project:

As I have traveled around the country these past twelve months, what I sensed in my heart has been confirmed – America is embracing its LGBT sons and daughters with an acceptance and understanding as never before. On the campaign trail, a father of a gay son will ask about ending Don't Ask, Don't Tell. A woman will ask why she can be discriminated against just because of who she is. Sometimes they wait furtively for the crowd to thin and then whisper their confidences in a soft voice and sometimes they stand up proudly at town meetings and want me to share my views on how I will help lead the change to assure that this country fulfills its promise to everyone.

Let me tell you what I have been telling voters across America. I am fully committed to the fair and equal treatment of LGBT Americans. For seven long years, the Bush Administration has tried to divide us - only seeing people who matter to them. It's been a government of the few, by the few, and for the few. And no community has been more invisible to this administration than the LGBT community.

I will change that. The best evidence of what I will do as President is what I have already done.

I am proud of my record as First Lady, as a U.S. Senator and as a candidate for President in working toward the fair and equal treatment of LGBT Americans.
I am proud that as Chair of the Senate Democratic Steering and Outreach Committee in 2006, I worked closely with LBGT community to develop a smart strategy that defeated the Federal Marriage Amendment. I am proud of fighting the FMA as divisive wedge politics at its worst.
I am proud to be a co-sponsor of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, the Matthew Shepard Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act, and the Domestic Partnership Benefits and Obligation Act which would grant the same benefits (including health insurance) to domestic partners of federal employees that are currently offered to employees' legal spouses.
I am proud to have authored the Early Treatment for HIV Act, which expands access to vital treatment options for low-income individuals living with HIV, and fought to fully fund the Ryan White CARE Act.
I am proud that I hired a National Director of LGBT Outreach within a month of announcing my candidacy for President and to have openly gay and lesbian staffers serving at all levels of my campaign.
I am proud to have a National LGBT Steering Committee of over 130 that includes openly LGBT elected officials, Board members and opinion leaders on issues ranging from transgender rights, to HIV/AIDS, to "Don't Ask Don't Tell".
I am proud to have marched in Gay Pride parades as both First Lady and as Senator and to have spoken in front of so many LGBT audiences ranging from the Human Rights Campaign, Empire State Pride Agenda, the Hetrick Martin Institute, PFLAG (Parents, Families, and Friends of Lesbians and Gays), GMHC (Gay Men's Health Crisis), and the American Foundation for AIDS Research.
I am proud to have fought Republican efforts to demonize and marginalize the LGBT community, and I will continue to do that as President.
We have so much work to do. When I am President, we will work together to make sure that all Americans in committed relationships have equal benefits and that nothing stands in the way of loving couples who want to adopt children in need. We're going to expand our federal hate crimes legislation and pass the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and assure that they are both fully inclusive of all people. And finally, we will put an end to the failed policy of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Courage, honor, patriotism and sacrifice – the traits that define our men and women in uniform – have nothing to do with sexual orientation.

My father was a conservative Republican, who held very traditional views for much of his life. Yet in his last years, it was a gay couple who lived next door who provided much of the compassion and comfort he and my mother needed as he grew ill. And it was that same neighbor who held his hand as he died. If my father can move, America can move.

To each and every LGBT American, I say this. You have done so much to help this country understand your lives by simply being open and honest about who you are and living your lives with dignity. Thank you for your courage. It is time that we recognize your hard work. I know that this country is ready for changes in the law that reflect the evolution in our hearts.

America deserves a President who appeals to the best in each of us, not the worst; a President who values and respects all Americans and treats all Americans equally no matter who they are or who they love. I want to be that President. I want to be your President.



We have so much work to do. When I am President, we will work together to make sure that all Americans in committed relationships have equal benefits and that nothing stands in the way of loving couples who want to adopt children in need. We're going to expand our federal hate crimes legislation and pass the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and assure that they are both fully inclusive of all people. And finally, we will put an end to the failed policy of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Courage, honor, patriotism and sacrifice – the traits that define our men and women in uniform – have nothing to do with sexual orientation.

My father was a conservative Republican, who held very traditional views for much of his life. Yet in his last years, it was a gay couple who lived next door who provided much of the compassion and comfort he and my mother needed as he grew ill. And it was that same neighbor who held his hand as he died. If my father can move, America can move.

To each and every LGBT American, I say this. You have done so much to help this country understand your lives by simply being open and honest about who you are and living your lives with dignity. Thank you for your courage. It is time that we recognize your hard work. I know that this country is ready for changes in the law that reflect the evolution in our hearts.

America deserves a President who appeals to the best in each of us, not the worst; a President who values and respects all Americans and treats all Americans equally no matter who they are or who they love. I want to be that President. I want to be your President.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Not much, really...

So it's been a while -

last night, in lieu of Superbowl Madness, I got rather drunk and watched The Pursuit of Happyness. Why is it I always seem to end up watching these horribly emotional movies when I'm drunk? The last time this happened was when I watched Pay It Forward - which I thought was going to be the charming tale of a young boy who brought a little happiness and joy to the world but ends up dying in the final reel and there's this huge candlelight vigal outside his home! Did NOT see that one coming...

Anyway, Pursuit of Happyness only added to the theory I'd started formulating since seeing I Am Legend. Apparently somewhere between movies he's done with Martin Lawrence and Summer Blockbusters he's become QUITE the good little actor-man.

This movie is a compelling portrait of how, if properly motivated and with enough drive, the American Dream can still be obtained. It was incredibly motivating and emotional for me. I'm not going to go into some full-fledged wordy review but I encourage everyone to check it out - it's powerful without being too candy-coated and Smith does some great and subtle things - his son is rather adorable as well.

I also just got a surprise visit from a friend from the local theatre and she dropped off some scripts for me to look over. They'd like for me to do some directing there next season and I'll happily do it if I can find some material that moves me. It's hard to direct something that you have no personal interest in. One of the scripts that she dropped off was for The Little Dog Laughed - which is still on Broadway so God only knows how she got a copy of the script.
It got fair to middlin' reviews, I think - it starred Tom Everett Scott (That Thing You Do) and the guy who played the artsy boyfriend on Roseanne...I'm bad at names today - it's Monday, what do you want from me. But now it's starring Chad Allen! It's about this closeted actor and his rent-boy that he's in love with. Rent-boy wants him to come out of the closet and closeted actor begins to think it's a good idea...then his lesbian agent locks him back in. Anyway, I'll give it a read - if it's too racy for their theatre I might float it past the college and see if they're interested - they tend to be a little edgier.

Anyway, just wanted to touch base and say I'm alive in case anyone's out there...